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The growth partner built for eCommerce brands chasing 8 figures.

Every time you push spend, ROAS drops and CAC climbs. That's not a spend problem, it's a bottleneck: creative, offer or funnel. We find it, fix it, and prove it in the numbers.

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$80M+Ad spend managed across client accounts
83%Average CPA reduction
210%Average revenue increase in 90 days
95%Client retention since 2021

You built a brand that works. So why won't the account scale?

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Every brand we've taken on arrived with the same story:

  • You push spend up and ROAS drops while CAC climbs
  • You've run it yourself, you've tried agencies, and both got stuck at the same place
  • You're not sure what you can actually afford to pay for a customer
  • Or how much you'd need to spend to grow

So every attempt ends the same way: pull the budget back to where it felt safe, and stay stuck at the same monthly number.

It's not a spend problem. The account breaks when you scale because one lever can't carry the extra load: creative, offer or funnel. Fix that lever and the same budget scales profitably.

The audit finds your numbers: what you can afford to pay for a customer, and which lever is holding you back. Then we fix it, and the reporting shows whether it worked.

18%hook rate
3.1%CVR∧ healthy
Constraint diagnostic New Customer Trifecta
CreativeHook rate 18%Constraint
OfferAOV $64Holding
FunnelCVR 3.1%Healthy

One lever is holding you back. We find out which.

Creative, offer, funnel. The New Customer Trifecta only works when all three hold. When you push spend, the weakest one gives out first, which is why ROAS drops as the budget climbs. Every engagement starts by finding that lever.

Creative pipeline This month
Concepts briefed14On plan
In production9Tracking
Live and testing22+6
Scaled winners4+2

Creative volume, without the volume tax.

Statics, UGC, motion and VSL, briefed off the same strategy rather than invented ad hoc. New concepts come off spend, not off a content calendar: roughly one per $10k on a large account, one per $1 to $3k on a smaller one. So the pipeline stays ahead of fatigue, and the account never scales on stale creative.

The scoreboard

Revenue looks great. But what's landing in the bank?

Most brands track ROAS. Very few track profit properly. The costs that decide it sit in five different tools, and the platform dashboard ignores every one of them. We report on the numbers you'd run the business on:

  • Blended ROAS across every channel, not platform-reported
  • New-customer CAC against 30 and 90-day LTV
  • Contribution margin after ad spend
  • Payback window on every cohort
  • Spend and CAC by concept, so creative is judged on profit
  • aMER on the weekly Command Sheet

If a number wouldn't survive your accountant, it doesn't go in the report.

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Growth forecasts, targets, and the unit economics underneath them. You'll know what a customer can cost you, what to spend, and what the account has to return for the business to make money. It's the map the rest of the work runs on, and it's included on every account.

  • Forecasts and targets
  • Unit economics
  • Monthly operating cadence

Ads wear out. The account that scales is the one replacing them before they fade. We run a creative pipeline off your spend: statics, UGC, motion and VSL, every concept briefed from what's already winning in your market. Volume without the volume tax, and testing that reads clean at the account level.

  • Statics, UGC, motion, VSL
  • Briefed from winning ads
  • Concept-level testing

We run the Meta account end to end: structure, budgets, testing and scaling. Concepts get tested before iterations, budgets follow profit rather than platform ROAS, and every call is measured in nCAC, aMER and contribution margin. The reporting tells you what you banked.

  • Full-funnel Meta buying
  • Clean testing structure
  • Profit-first reporting

The most expensive click is the one that lands on the wrong page. We build pages that match the ad that sent them, then test against CVR until the numbers move. Heatmaps, session recordings and the quantitative read, not opinions.

  • Builds and redesigns
  • CVR test programme
  • Message match

Cold traffic doesn't wait around. We engineer the offer until there's a reason to buy now: bundles, thresholds, price tests and payback modelling. AOV up, payback shorter, and an offer strong enough to carry the creative.

  • Price and bundle tests
  • AOV economics
  • Payback modelling
The work

Spend up. CPA down. In writing.

Every figure below came off a live account. Where a brand has no number yet, it isn't on this page.

Wellness · NZ

Omrub

7.1×Increase in ad spend, month on month
25%Reduction in CPA while spend rose
6 weeksFrom a standing start
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Sustainable beauty

Dust and Glow

2.1×Increase in ad spend, month on month
FlatCPA held at $38 while spend doubled
1 monthJanuary to February 2026
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Eco · subscription

Neat.

$6k to $300kMonthly recurring revenue
Sub-$10Cost per acquisition
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Eco · household

Good Change

166%Increase in revenue in 30 days
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Beauty · 45+ audience

If Beauty

53%Increase in sales in the first 30 days
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Outdoor · seasonal

Drone Fishing

14×ROAS held year-round
140%Peak-season revenue lift
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If Beauty ad creative
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Mummy Smoothie ad creative
Good Change ad creative
Flow State ad creative
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Neat. ad creative
Omrub ad creative
If Beauty ad creative
Omrub ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Omrub ad creative
If Beauty ad creative
Mummy Smoothie ad creative
Good Change ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Omrub ad creative
If Beauty ad creative
Omrub ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Good Change ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Omrub ad creative
If Beauty ad creative
Mummy Smoothie ad creative
Good Change ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Good Change ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Neat. ad creative
Omrub ad creative
If Beauty ad creative
Mummy Smoothie ad creative
Good Change ad creative
Flow State ad creative
Dust and Glow ad creative
Neat. ad creative
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Who this is for

For brands at 7 figures, hungry for 8.

We're not a general agency. We work with eCommerce brands that have already built something real, know their numbers, and want paid media to compound instead of plateau.

$10k+/mo

Spending meaningfully on ads

You're already buying meaningfully. The job now is scaling it profitably.

7 figures, chasing 8

Product-market fit is proven. A validated offer, a working business.

CTR, weeks 1–6

Creative is the suspected bottleneck

Ads fatigue faster than you can replace them, and testing has stalled.

The scoreboard
Profit
over revenue

You care about what lands in the bank account, not what the dashboard says.

You know your numbers
nCAC : LTV
30 and 90-day windows

AOV, margin, payback, answered without a spreadsheet. Reported on the Command Sheet with aMER and contribution margin.

A partner, not a vendor

One team accountable for creative, media and the funnel, not three suppliers pointing at each other.

CreativeMediaFunnel

If you're pre-launch, doing under $25k/month, or spending under $10k/month on ads, or want an agency that just runs your ads, we're not the right fit.

Free tools

Take the thinking, even if you never hire us.

The same models and playbooks we run internally. Every one is free, and yours whether or not we ever work together.

FAQ

Questions, answered straight.

Do you work with brands under $25k a month? Rarely.

Below that, the constraint is usually product or margin, and paid media makes it worse rather than better. We'd rather tell you that than take the retainer. The free tools above will still be useful.

Is strategy a separate line item? Never.

Strategy is included in every engagement and is not sold on its own. Creative without it is decoration, and media without it is just spending faster.

How long before we see something? Weeks, not quarters.

Omrub moved in six weeks from a standing start. Dust and Glow doubled spend at a flat CPA inside a month. That said, monthly packages run on a three-month minimum, because one month of data isn't a read.

Who actually does the work? The people you meet.

There is no handoff to a junior pod after the pitch. It's a small team by design, which is also why we take on a limited number of brands at a time.

What does the audit cost? Nothing.

We review paid media, creative, landing pages and offer, then walk you through what we found. You keep the findings whether or not you work with us.

Book the audit. You keep the findings even if you never hire us.

We audit your offer, your nCAC against 30 and 90-day LTV, and your landing pages. Then we walk you through what we find on a recorded call. Built to be useful whether we work together or not.

FreeDays, not weeksRecorded walkthrough + call

We audit brands doing $25k+/month, or spending $10k+/month on ads. The audit runs live on the call.

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